Why can't guys love themselves as much as women ?

Enjoy ladies !

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.

I can balance the check book,
I can pump my own gas.
I can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a master piece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost;
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends, "Oh yeah, I can get her."
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, but jewelery is the best.
Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest!!!

I don't have a problem, with expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL, A BABE or a CHICK.
I am a WOMAN. Get it? You DICK!?!