shit happens

I woke up this morning with a bad headache. I wonder why. I don’t drink too often so this was new for me. It's like when things are not going the way you want, you end up messing with yourself nd ur past. A few days ago I was reading some shit and I really liked tis line “You won't think what others think of you if you know how seldom they do ". It has made me feel everything but embarrassed. It really works with everyone immaterial of the all facts. Believe me. Just remember this in all of your odd situations some of which may concur with these:

1. A gay encounter.
2. Beaten up by your junior.
3. Slapped by a girl of Mayo College..(:-#)
4. A gay encounter once again.
5. Odd things in the encounter.. (Let’s not even go there).
6. shitted in pants.
7. Peed in pants when you got slapped in a roll call line.
8. Thrown out from class from the only female teacher in school for sitting. (In an inappropriate position.)
9. I don’t know how I am gonna stop this.. (Stop harassing me guys).
10. Got caught stealing.
11. Got caught feeling.
12. Boycotted.
13. When mum told me when i was in 9th grade “to make ur energy flow towards positive direction.”
14. and when dad added “it will help u with ur studies " eeeee eeeee eeeee !

Vhue ! I l just give u all suggestions. Be careful in everything you do. It's an old saying:
For want of a nail, the horseshoe was lost,
for want of a horseshoe, the steed was lost,
for want of the steed the message was undelivered,
and for want of an undelivered message, the war was lost.

I really don’t care of the war but think about the massacre. .I dunno whom should I blame; me or my conscience. You know what I got nothing except to think, ponder and say to me

Shit Happens!

@shalabh...i needed this.

source: http://whiskeytalks.blogspot.com/

REASON FOR DIVORCE:
Woman : i expected this =======>

atleast this ====>

but this ==> ???


MAN : I expected ()

atmost ( )

but THIS ( )......???